Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Santa Claus moved to Leesburg



Meet Merton Albert Meade. He just moved down the street from me. And when I say moved, I probably should specify.

Mr. Meade is a registered sex offender. With 10 seperate counts of Indecent Liberties with Children "Mert", is sitting in the brand new jail in Leesburg.

If I had to guess, I would say this gentleman used a Santa Claus suit to trick kids in sucking on his flesh colored candy cane.

For the record, I hate sex offenders. I have had one fired from my work last week, now I search this site daily. Colt Brennan watch out!

UPDATE:
Bonus sex offender pic, just because this guy should be on the cover of Sex Offender Illustrated.

UPDATE 2:
DAMN!

UPDATE 3:
I really could do this all day, but I promise this is the last one. The next time your're in Fairfax City, stop by the local Panera, and make sure you meet Sugarfoot Smith.






2 comments:

Pete said...

This man is not a sex offender, he took the fall for a piece of shit. I would trust him with my life. do not misjudge him please.

Pete said...

I know this man well. he is not a sex offender. took the fall for a young man that was banging his girlfriend in the wrong place. A great man, do not misjudge him!