Meet Merton Albert Meade. He just moved down the street from me. And when I say moved, I probably should specify.
Mr. Meade is a registered sex offender. With 10 seperate counts of Indecent Liberties with Children "Mert", is sitting in the brand new jail in Leesburg.
If I had to guess, I would say this gentleman used a Santa Claus suit to trick kids in sucking on his flesh colored candy cane.
For the record, I hate sex offenders. I have had one fired from my work last week, now I search this site daily. Colt Brennan watch out!
UPDATE: Bonus sex offender pic, just because this guy should be on the cover of Sex Offender Illustrated.
UPDATE 2: DAMN!
UPDATE 3: I really could do this all day, but I promise this is the last one. The next time your're in Fairfax City, stop by the local Panera, and make sure you meet Sugarfoot Smith.