Chris Cooley is gangster

Chris Cooley, Pro Bowl Tight End of the Washington Redskins is bringing his gangster status up at record speeds. As probably the most fan friendly athlete Washington has ever seen, Chris and his brother Tanner have just solidified that status with this.

Now. In my opinion, the second prize a signed replithentic Chris Cooley jersey is of better value than the first prize, 2 tickets to the Bills/Redskins preseason game. I usually give my preseason tickets to the local church or to my friends.

But since Chris has left the females out of the contest, the DTC is going to step up and offer 2 of our preseason tickets to the hottest female with a fake beard. That's right ladies, find a fake beard, tape it on your face, get your equally hot friend to do the same, take pictures of yourself, e-mail them to mayor@deadtreecrew.com and you both could go to the game!

Pretty easy. Me and The President will pick a few favorites and post them on this blog for everyone to vote.

Second prize is nothing. So ovaries to the wall!