Last time the DTC was at FedEx Field....

December 30th 2007 is a day that will live in infamy. The Washington Redskins controled their own destiny. The hated Dallas Cowboys were in town. Along with them, their whack ass bandwagon fans.

Did I mention HBO was with the DTC since 8 AM? Yeah. HBO was with the DTC since 8 AM and 2 bottles (2 BOTTLES!) of Crown Royal have been sitting on the ground empty since 10:30.

It was a cold and nasty day. 30 degrees and sleeting, but the DTC stepped it up on the lot. With HBO and an independent film maker video taping our every move, we proved who runs FedEx Field preventing Cowboy fans from not only parking in F-51, but as video evidence shows below, even driving through F-51.

I will steal a line from my main man Warner Wolf.

Let's go to the video tape



40 minutes after this incident, the driver and a few of his buddies came back.

One megaphone was harmed while making that video.

UPDATE: If you wanted to see Redskin fans make breakfast with Chris Pauls Redskins rap tracks in the background. Today is your lucky day.

Happy birthday!

Happy belated birthday to Hit a Muthafukking Eagle Fan, the music video!

Produced, directed and starring the CEO along with myself, this video has not only gained Redskin and Eagle fans attention, but went world wide when former editor Will Leitch on Deadspin decided he wanted to get into the DTC business.

2 years and about 30,000 views later, haters are still hating and, the DTC is still punching Eagle fans.

With a big season on the horizon, look for more big things from the DTC.

This Sunday we will be at Training Camp, and August 1st through the 4th we will be in Canton, Ohio welcoming Art Monk and Darrell Green into the Hall of Fame. We will also be kicking off the 2008 NFL tailgating season when the Redskins take on the Colts in the Hall of Fame Game.

And I will be live blogging the entire trip!

Chris Cooley is gangster

Chris Cooley, Pro Bowl Tight End of the Washington Redskins is bringing his gangster status up at record speeds. As probably the most fan friendly athlete Washington has ever seen, Chris and his brother Tanner have just solidified that status with this.

Now. In my opinion, the second prize a signed replithentic Chris Cooley jersey is of better value than the first prize, 2 tickets to the Bills/Redskins preseason game. I usually give my preseason tickets to the local church or to my friends.

But since Chris has left the females out of the contest, the DTC is going to step up and offer 2 of our preseason tickets to the hottest female with a fake beard. That's right ladies, find a fake beard, tape it on your face, get your equally hot friend to do the same, take pictures of yourself, e-mail them to mayor@deadtreecrew.com and you both could go to the game!

Pretty easy. Me and The President will pick a few favorites and post them on this blog for everyone to vote.

Second prize is nothing. So ovaries to the wall!

Should I hate him?

The King of Dan Snyder Haters, Dave McKenna has written a blog about yours truly.

My first thought was, lets take it to the blog.

My second thought was, lets take it to the street.

But after careful consideration, he and I share the same hatred for Extremeskins and the retards that post on it.

So I can't hate him after all.

But the Mayor has a message for you Dave.

You ain't no daisy.

A sit down with The President of the DTC

One of the 3 co-founders of the Dead Tree Crew, a pillar of the Redskins tailgating community, my partner in crime, and just an all around awesome person, I sit down with the President of the DTC and ask the questions everyone wants the answers to.

Why do they call you the President?

First Mayor, I would like to thank you for taking time out of your busy day to provide this insight to our fans.

Why am I the President? Well simply because I run shit. Where ever I got it's my show, when I show up I am now in charge!

What’s up with the bullet proof vest?

Well as you well know there is no Vice President of the DTC, therefore I can’t have some Eagle fan assassinate your boy. But in case anything ever goes down you know I have my dog tags on as well.

How many people over the age of 60 have you punched in the face? Why?

Well I can’t say that they were over 60, just like I don’t check ID when hooking up with some young bitch, I don’t check ID when I punch old people in the face, but I have definitely punched a hand full of old people in my life time. Oh and why you ask? Well old people need to be put in line too.

You have an obvious penchant for thievery, name some things you have taken without permission.

Well many fathers would say I stole their daughter’s virginity, but what the fuck do they know. Other than that you can always see the Moss Rd. street sign at our DTC Tailgates, and that doesn’t belong to me, hell I don’t even live on that street. Oh and I can’t forget the numerous golf carts that have been taking for a joy ride as well.

Last season you knocked out an Eagle fan inside the stadium, then threw his girlfriend down the ramp. Is that your all time favorite stadium moment? What is?

Thinking about the Eagle fan dropping like a sack of potatoes always brings a smile to my face, but that is not my favorite. A few years back the Skins were playing the Giants. I arrived at my seat right at kick off. At this time the G-men got off a pretty good kick return. A Giant fan behind me was celebrating as if it was Super Bowl 25 and Scott Norwood just missed the kick wide right. I informed the gentlemen that it was a long game; the giants had the ball at their own 40 and to take it down a notch. I am unable to recall his words at this time but he certainly challenged my authority, but before I could get a word in edge wise he pointed out his son was with him and I need to be respectful. I told him one more outburst like he had earlier I would come over there and use his son as a bat and beat him with his own son. Minutes later Fed-Ex Field Security asked me to get up out of my seat and come with them. We walked in to the corridor and they told me I could be thrown out for acting up. I assured them they would be no more problems. As I returned to my seat, the two female friends I was with were relieved to see I was not thrown out, but informed me that the Giant fan was talking shit after they took me out. I still kept my cool, until the Giants were punting and it was some what quiet in our section, this guy called me "boy" and then asked what security had to say. I told him “they told me to tell you to shut the fuck up”. At this point my fellow Redskins fans also began to give him a verbal lashing. I guess his son learned who really runs shit…me.

You have been anointed a Certified Level 10 Gangster. Care to explain?

In all honesty, there is no explanation needed. Real recognizes real. If you too are as gangster as us then you will know what the fuck I am talking about. Certified Level 10 Gangster sure has a great ring to it though!

Every season, you seem to “kick it up a notch”, What’s in store for this season?

Well there are always additions but at this point there is not too much that I can reveal. Some of our best moves are made last minute, so I am sure we will think of things in the weeks leading up the season, and I don’t want to spoil the surprise either, but rest assured, new rap tracks, new color schemes for the cone, new banners will all make an appearance at F-51 this season.

And last question. Denim or mesh?

Oh, I’m a denim guy, but my favorite shorts to date are the burgundy velour shorts I wore a few years ago. Those were fucking gangster.

If you are dying to know more about The President, check out his MySpace page, or e-mail him at President@deadtreecrew.com

Chris Cooley has made some enemies

I guess when you a 20 something millionaire, a Pro Bowl Tight End, and just married a cheerleader, haters are going to pop up left and right.

NFL Juice, a blog that gets less hits than mine seems to be leading this hater revolution.

Never heard of NFL Juice? Join the club.

At first glance, its a definite knock off of KSK. But at second glance, they seem to be selling t-shirts as well. In case he didn't know, the Mottram Brothers run the T-shirt racket in this town.

After my third and last glance, the author is a total douche bag. I get it. You hate Chris Cooley because he is better than you in ever category.

And that includes blogging.

Santa Claus moved to Leesburg

Meet Merton Albert Meade. He just moved down the street from me. And when I say moved, I probably should specify.

Mr. Meade is a registered sex offender. With 10 seperate counts of Indecent Liberties with Children "Mert", is sitting in the brand new jail in Leesburg.

If I had to guess, I would say this gentleman used a Santa Claus suit to trick kids in sucking on his flesh colored candy cane.

For the record, I hate sex offenders. I have had one fired from my work last week, now I search this site daily. Colt Brennan watch out!

UPDATE: Bonus sex offender pic, just because this guy should be on the cover of Sex Offender Illustrated.

UPDATE 2: DAMN!

UPDATE 3: I really could do this all day, but I promise this is the last one. The next time your're in Fairfax City, stop by the local Panera, and make sure you meet Sugarfoot Smith.