The Mayor is up for an award...........

A few weeks ago, I renamed my blog to Everybody Hates the Mayor. Apparently for good reason.

Yesterday I was emailed a link to some Denver area blog that decided I was the front runner for an upcoming award.

Yes NFL fans. I have been nominated for "Most Douchiest Douchebag award" for 2008.

This by world renowned blogger, Joe Tone. Never heard of him? Join the club. He writes for Westword. What was that? You haven't heard of that either? You just joined 2 clubs today!

Obviously he has a loyal reader base, and when I say loyal reader base, I mean Internet nobodies that know who I am and what the DTC is.

Yep. The same commenters that are telling me, I never miss "a mention of myself" but seem to also never miss a mention of myself. How ironic.

But hey. I might win an award. This is cause for celebration.

Break out the high quality chronic, the cheap liquor and the Oxycontin.

It ain't nothing but a DTC Gangster Party

We came. We conquered. And once again, we proved that there ain't nothing like a DTC Gangster Party!

The DTC has landed in Canton

Greetings from the lovely Canton Ohio, it's The Mayor of FedEx Field, and this is my first of many blog entries during the HOF festivities.

We left at 10:30 this morning, and arrived here, at the Comfort Inn in Canton at 4.

Not a bad trip at all, as we got here pretty much without hitting any traffic.

I thought I saw Brian Mitchell, but it was a false alarm, but I really did see the Redskin Cheerleaders, as they are staying here as well.

Getting ready to head to Buffalo Wild Wings down the street, hopefully I will have some better material, as this town is pretty fucking boring.

But you know us, the DTC is about to get gangster in Canton.

A DTC first: Cone bongs inside

The last time I posted, I said we were going to get things started, and started we did. Canton Ohio got its first taste of the DTC as we and another 100 Redskin fans celebrated the upcoming HOF inductions of Redskin legends Art Monk and Darrell Green. I could go into details, but I better the the pictures below tell the story.

Getting ready to "hit the hay", but count on the DTC to continue Redskin madness bright and early Saturday morning.

I will post more pics later when I get the time, but keep checking out the blog for steady updates!

Last time the DTC was at FedEx Field....

December 30th 2007 is a day that will live in infamy. The Washington Redskins controled their own destiny. The hated Dallas Cowboys were in town. Along with them, their whack ass bandwagon fans.

Did I mention HBO was with the DTC since 8 AM? Yeah. HBO was with the DTC since 8 AM and 2 bottles (2 BOTTLES!) of Crown Royal have been sitting on the ground empty since 10:30.

It was a cold and nasty day. 30 degrees and sleeting, but the DTC stepped it up on the lot. With HBO and an independent film maker video taping our every move, we proved who runs FedEx Field preventing Cowboy fans from not only parking in F-51, but as video evidence shows below, even driving through F-51.

I will steal a line from my main man Warner Wolf.

Let's go to the video tape



40 minutes after this incident, the driver and a few of his buddies came back.

One megaphone was harmed while making that video.

UPDATE: If you wanted to see Redskin fans make breakfast with Chris Pauls Redskins rap tracks in the background. Today is your lucky day.

Happy birthday!

Happy belated birthday to Hit a Muthafukking Eagle Fan, the music video!

Produced, directed and starring the CEO along with myself, this video has not only gained Redskin and Eagle fans attention, but went world wide when former editor Will Leitch on Deadspin decided he wanted to get into the DTC business.

2 years and about 30,000 views later, haters are still hating and, the DTC is still punching Eagle fans.

With a big season on the horizon, look for more big things from the DTC.

This Sunday we will be at Training Camp, and August 1st through the 4th we will be in Canton, Ohio welcoming Art Monk and Darrell Green into the Hall of Fame. We will also be kicking off the 2008 NFL tailgating season when the Redskins take on the Colts in the Hall of Fame Game.

And I will be live blogging the entire trip!

A sit down with The President of the DTC

One of the 3 co-founders of the Dead Tree Crew, a pillar of the Redskins tailgating community, my partner in crime, and just an all around awesome person, I sit down with the President of the DTC and ask the questions everyone wants the answers to.

Why do they call you the President?

First Mayor, I would like to thank you for taking time out of your busy day to provide this insight to our fans.

Why am I the President? Well simply because I run shit. Where ever I got it's my show, when I show up I am now in charge!

What’s up with the bullet proof vest?

Well as you well know there is no Vice President of the DTC, therefore I can’t have some Eagle fan assassinate your boy. But in case anything ever goes down you know I have my dog tags on as well.

How many people over the age of 60 have you punched in the face? Why?

Well I can’t say that they were over 60, just like I don’t check ID when hooking up with some young bitch, I don’t check ID when I punch old people in the face, but I have definitely punched a hand full of old people in my life time. Oh and why you ask? Well old people need to be put in line too.

You have an obvious penchant for thievery, name some things you have taken without permission.

Well many fathers would say I stole their daughter’s virginity, but what the fuck do they know. Other than that you can always see the Moss Rd. street sign at our DTC Tailgates, and that doesn’t belong to me, hell I don’t even live on that street. Oh and I can’t forget the numerous golf carts that have been taking for a joy ride as well.

Last season you knocked out an Eagle fan inside the stadium, then threw his girlfriend down the ramp. Is that your all time favorite stadium moment? What is?

Thinking about the Eagle fan dropping like a sack of potatoes always brings a smile to my face, but that is not my favorite. A few years back the Skins were playing the Giants. I arrived at my seat right at kick off. At this time the G-men got off a pretty good kick return. A Giant fan behind me was celebrating as if it was Super Bowl 25 and Scott Norwood just missed the kick wide right. I informed the gentlemen that it was a long game; the giants had the ball at their own 40 and to take it down a notch. I am unable to recall his words at this time but he certainly challenged my authority, but before I could get a word in edge wise he pointed out his son was with him and I need to be respectful. I told him one more outburst like he had earlier I would come over there and use his son as a bat and beat him with his own son. Minutes later Fed-Ex Field Security asked me to get up out of my seat and come with them. We walked in to the corridor and they told me I could be thrown out for acting up. I assured them they would be no more problems. As I returned to my seat, the two female friends I was with were relieved to see I was not thrown out, but informed me that the Giant fan was talking shit after they took me out. I still kept my cool, until the Giants were punting and it was some what quiet in our section, this guy called me "boy" and then asked what security had to say. I told him “they told me to tell you to shut the fuck up”. At this point my fellow Redskins fans also began to give him a verbal lashing. I guess his son learned who really runs shit…me.

You have been anointed a Certified Level 10 Gangster. Care to explain?

In all honesty, there is no explanation needed. Real recognizes real. If you too are as gangster as us then you will know what the fuck I am talking about. Certified Level 10 Gangster sure has a great ring to it though!

Every season, you seem to “kick it up a notch”, What’s in store for this season?

Well there are always additions but at this point there is not too much that I can reveal. Some of our best moves are made last minute, so I am sure we will think of things in the weeks leading up the season, and I don’t want to spoil the surprise either, but rest assured, new rap tracks, new color schemes for the cone, new banners will all make an appearance at F-51 this season.

And last question. Denim or mesh?

Oh, I’m a denim guy, but my favorite shorts to date are the burgundy velour shorts I wore a few years ago. Those were fucking gangster.

If you are dying to know more about The President, check out his MySpace page, or e-mail him at President@deadtreecrew.com